What I did on my vacation
For our vacation, I went to Washington D.C. I drove around. It was hard to find a parking place. We gots to go to museums and white houses and a giant mecha stone Lincoln that shooted laser beams from his eyes. It was fun. Then I went to Virginia Beach. I got to drive there. It was fun. There was lots of sand. The water was %(#*@)# cold. I gots to drove the entire trip. It was over 600 miles. When I woke up this morning, I gots sick 
And that’s what I did for my vacation. The end.
My computer situation is still pretty much the same, by the way. I got back yesterday expecting to see an email from the alienware retards…except there wasn’t one. Hmm…yup 